Will anyone join me in embracing aristocratic pallor this summer, and perhaps bringing back parasols? Come on...it's a viable trend! Plus, we'll have the last laugh in about fifty years, and without laugh lines and leathery cancer skin, too!To all you perfectly sun-kissed beachgoers, smugly glistening in the summer sunshine while I drench my pasty Irish-German skin with gobs of sunscreen...good riddance!
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