My horribly years-old, out-of-date cell phone plan does not include text messaging.
Unfortunately, since I exist in the now, this is a problem. Text messaging is a mode of communication that can no longer be financially supported by myself.
Please don't text me anymore! My TEXTING bill, just for sending and receiving text messages, was $25 this month. That's insane. That's, like, five chais. A new top. Half a tank of gas!
Just know that I'm not ignoring you if you don't get a text back from me. And if I do text you back...you owe me twenty cents!!
New phone plans will be under investigation next week. Findings will be posted.