Here are some of my favorite Shakespearean insults, which can be found on the mug on my desk in the office, and make me happy:
Mountain of mad flesh
Light of brain
Bolting-hutch of beastliness
Not so much brain as ear wax
Long-tongu’d babbling gossip
I do desire we may be better strangers
Lump of foul deformity
Elvish-mark’d abortive, rooting hog
As ignorant as dirt
False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
Roast-meat for worms
Infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker
Quintessence of dust
A fusty nut with no kernel
The soul of this man is his clothes
Beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave
Mountain of mad flesh
Light of brain
Bolting-hutch of beastliness
Not so much brain as ear wax
Long-tongu’d babbling gossip
I do desire we may be better strangers
Lump of foul deformity
Elvish-mark’d abortive, rooting hog
As ignorant as dirt
False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand
Roast-meat for worms
Infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker
Quintessence of dust
A fusty nut with no kernel
The soul of this man is his clothes
Beetle-headed, flap-ear’d knave
4 comments:
You should use those in the office.
"Riley, you are a lump of foul deformity. Quit talking to me."
i love that mug!!
HAHAHAA
My friend gave this mug to her english teacher.
funny
"THOU ART A BOIL!"
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